AUGUST 30, 2013

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• Headline: Taylor Farms Faces Food Safety Challenges. Impact: The frequent recalls at Taylor Farms set off a chain reaction that led to an underground movement where people began growing their own food in backyards, inadvertently creating the next big hipster trend: 'Urban Survivalism'.. Fact: Did you know that if you stack all the recalled produce from Taylor Farms, it would reach the moon? Spoiler alert: the moon is still safe..
• Headline: E-Cigarette Ads Mirror Tobacco Marketing Tactics. Impact: E-cigarette ads emulating tobacco marketing led to a resurgence of mustachioed hipsters, who believed they could outsmart history by embracing the irony of smoking in 2025. This eventually triggered a new anti-irony movement.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more addictive than nicotine is the irony of e-cigarettes being marketed as 'healthy'?.
• Headline: Leading Democrats, de Blasio Has Broad Support as Primary Nears. Impact: Bill de Blasio's rise to prominence sparked a trend of politicians using social media filters, leading to a future where voters actually believed they were electing superheroes instead of just regular humans. Spoiler: they were not.. Fact: Did you know that de Blasio’s support skyrocketed after he promised free pizza for all? Because nothing says political reform like carbs..