AUGUST 21, 2013

Full News Archive

• Headline: U.S. Military Aid's Impact on Egypt. Impact: This military aid to Egypt inadvertently set off a chain reaction that led to the rise of social media influencers in the region. After all, who needs military power when you can have viral cat videos?. Fact: Did you know that the U.S. spends more on military aid to Egypt than on education for its own children? But hey, at least the tanks have Wi-Fi!.
• Headline: Banks Recruit Children of Chinese Politicians. Impact: By wooing the children of Chinese leaders, banks might have inadvertently set the stage for future hedge fund managers who can also play the violin and write poetry. Truly, a win for the arts!. Fact: Did you know that while bankers were busy courting these graduates, they might have accidentally forgotten to read their resumes? Because who needs qualifications when you have connections?.
• Headline: Currency Volatility Is Unnerving Investors. Impact: The currency volatility spurred investors to invent new stress-relief techniques, including meditation apps and stress balls shaped like dollar signs. Who knew financial anxiety could lead to wellness trends?. Fact: Did you know that currency fluctuations can give you whiplash? Forget roller coasters; try checking the exchange rate after a long weekend!.
• Headline: Facebook Leads an Effort to Lower Barriers to Internet Access. Impact: Facebook's push for better internet access meant that eventually, even the most remote villages had the chance to argue about pineapple on pizza. Truly, a cultural milestone!. Fact: Did you know that improving internet access means more memes? So really, what we’re saying is that Facebook is single-handedly revolutionizing global cuisine debates!.