AUGUST 17, 2013

Full News Archive

• Headline: SAC's Financial Troubles and Future Plans. Impact: When SAC decided to cut back, it inadvertently set off a trend where hedge funds began operating like hipsters—only investing in things that were 'totally exclusive' and 'not mainstream.' Who knew that a criminal indictment was the new black?. Fact: Fun fact: SAC's approach to investing is akin to a group of friends deciding to split the bill at a restaurant but only paying for their own appetizers while leaving the main course to rot. Quite the financial strategy!.
• Headline: Rodriguez Offers Support, but Finds Little in Return. Impact: A-Rod's attempt to be the poster child for redemption might have unknowingly inspired a wave of athletes to embrace the 'bad boy' image. Who knew breaking rules could lead to an entire subculture of 'rebellious' sports icons?. Fact: Did you know that A-Rod's suspension was longer than most people's New Year's resolutions? If only he had resolved to play by the rules instead!.
• Headline: Brown Cheered in Second Act, at Least So Far. Impact: Jerry Brown's successful second term could have led future politicians to believe that being liked is a viable strategy. This may have inadvertently caused a spike in public appearances where politicians attempt to be relatable, resulting in some highly awkward selfies.. Fact: Fun fact: Jerry Brown has been in and out of California politics longer than most people have been alive. He’s like a boomerang that keeps coming back no matter how hard you try to throw it away!.