JULY 16, 2013

Full News Archive

• Headline: Legal Immigrants Demand Fair Treatment. Impact: The legal immigrants' quest for recognition set off a chain reaction that prompted a reality show about waiting in line for visas, leading to a global trend of people wanting to be 'legally patient' and ultimately creating the longest-running soap opera in history: 'Days of Our Applications'.. Fact: Did you know that waiting for a visa could actually qualify as a competitive sport? They should really consider adding it to the Olympics..
• Headline: Detroit's Automotive Revival with Jeep Plant. Impact: The opening of the last car plant in Detroit sparked a renewed interest in American-made products, leading to a bizarre fashion trend of wearing car parts as accessories. Who knew catalytic converters would be the next big thing in jewelry?. Fact: Fun fact: A factory isn’t just a place to make cars—it's also where dreams go to get crushed under the weight of capitalism. #Inspiring.
• Headline: Arsenal of Legal Firepower Masses Around Tourre Trial. Impact: The legal showdown in the Tourre trial led to a new breed of lawyers who specialize in dramatic courtroom monologues, eventually resulting in a blockbuster movie franchise titled 'Law and Order: Financially Irresponsible'.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more entertaining than a courtroom drama is the actual courtroom? Just kidding. It's definitely the drama..
• Headline: In Cluttered Home, a Dark Secret 3 Decades Old. Impact: The discovery of the dark secret after James Nichols' death inspired a new trend in home decor, where every house must have at least one hidden room. It’s all the rage, especially for the murder mystery enthusiast.. Fact: Did you know that the most popular hidden secret found in cluttered homes is just three decades' worth of expired coupons? Talk about a real treasure hunt!.