JUNE 28, 2013

Full News Archive

• Headline: Roberts' Strategic Shift in Supreme Court. Impact: Roberts' slow and steady approach to shift the Supreme Court rightward set off a chain reaction of judicial decisions that shaped social policies for generations, leading to a future where people argue about things like reproductive rights and healthcare as if they were sports teams.. Fact: Fun fact: The Supreme Court has less clarity than a soap opera plot twist. Who knew just one person’s slow strategy could turn the judicial system into a reality show?.
• Headline: Brazilian Congress Faces Public Outrage. Impact: The public rage toward Brazil’s Congress sparked an uprising that led to a new form of governance where politicians had to wear clown shoes to remind them how ridiculous they were, thus making politics a lot more entertaining.. Fact: Did you know that in Brazil, the Congress has a lower approval rating than a soap opera villain? Talk about dramatic plots!.
• Headline: Tech Debate Over Foreign Worker Immigration Bill. Impact: The debate over foreign workers in tech caused a ripple effect, leading to a new generation of engineers who not only built cool gadgets but also invented the coffee machine that brews the perfect cup for frustrated American workers.. Fact: Fun fact: This immigration bill sparked debates hotter than a chili cook-off, proving once again that everyone loves a good argument, especially in Silicon Valley!.
• Headline: He Just Wants His Life Back, Understand?. Impact: Tom Durnin's quest to reclaim his life after fraud inspired countless others to try and return to 'normalcy,' leading to a subculture of reformed fraudsters who hold workshops on how to re-enter society while avoiding the awkwardness of small talk.. Fact: Did you know that 'The Unavoidable Disappearance of Tom Durnin' is just the title? In real life, avoiding awkward conversations is quite avoidable if you just learn to say 'no comment.'.
• Headline: BlackBerry Posts Loss, Despite New Phone. Impact: BlackBerry's disappointing loss, despite new products, sent shockwaves through the tech industry, leading to the rise of smartphones that could actually, you know, work. Thanks for the inspiration, BlackBerry!. Fact: Fun fact: BlackBerry went from being the hottest gadget to a nostalgic relic faster than you can say 'What's a BlackBerry?'.