JUNE 4, 2013

Full News Archive

• Headline: Spectrum Auction Dispute Unfolds. Impact: This dispute over auction restrictions sparked a nationwide movement for 'fair play' in auctions. Fast forward a few years, and we have a reality show called 'Auction Wars' where participants argue over who gets to bid first while wearing ridiculous hats.. Fact: The only thing worse than auction disputes is watching a paint dry competition. At least the paint gets to be colorful!.
• Headline: New Cancer Drugs Boost Immune Defense. Impact: The development of these new cancer drugs inspired a wave of superhero films featuring immune cells as the heroes. This cinematic universe eventually led to a blockbuster that grossed more than the GDP of some small countries.. Fact: Cancer cells are basically that annoying relative who won't leave the party, no matter how many times you ask them to go home..
• Headline: As Turks Challenge Their Leader’s Power, He Tries to Expand It. Impact: Erdogan's attempts to cling to power prompted a wave of political memes that went viral, leading to a global trend of leaders using TikTok to connect with their audiences. Who knew the future of governance would involve more dance challenges?. Fact: Erdogan’s power struggles are like that never-ending soap opera that just keeps getting renewed for more seasons, despite everyone knowing the plot is ridiculous..
• Headline: Elite in China Molded in Part by Tiananmen. Impact: The influence of Tiananmen on today's Chinese leaders has led to a secret society of politicians who communicate exclusively through cryptic tweets and memes. They call it 'The Great Meme-sage', and it’s a total game changer.. Fact: The Tiananmen Square protests were so impactful that they became the 'do not mention' topic at family dinners in China, right next to politics and your love life..