MAY 10, 2013

Full News Archive

• Headline: F.B.I. Under Scrutiny After Boston Bombings. Impact: The scrutiny of Robert S. Mueller III's tenure ignited a series of overly dramatic congressional hearings, leading to an unexpected rise in popcorn sales as Americans were glued to their screens, treating the whole affair as the latest reality show. Spoiler alert: the ratings were abysmal.. Fact: Did you know that the FBI's budget has sometimes been more controversial than teen soap operas? Who knew crime-fighting could be so entertaining?.
• Headline: Texas Plant Explosion Fuels Regulatory Debate. Impact: The explosion in Texas solidified the local belief that government regulations are akin to a bad ex — they just can’t be trusted. Ironically, this skepticism led to an underground market for DIY safety regulations, which are about as safe as a blindfolded tightrope walk over a pit of alligators.. Fact: Did you know Texas has more regulations on barbecue than on chemical plants? Priorities, right?.
• Headline: Citrus Disease With No Cure Is Ravaging Florida Groves. Impact: The citrus greening crisis in Florida prompted a nationwide obsession with avocados, leading to the rise of the hipster avocado toast culture that persists to this day. Thanks, oranges, for being too high maintenance!. Fact: Did you know that citrus greening is like that one friend who brings negativity to every gathering? No one wants it, but it keeps showing up anyway..
• Headline: 17 Days in Darkness, a Cry of ‘Save Me,’ and Joy. Impact: Reshma's miraculous survival sparked a wave of 'Never Give Up' memes across social media, which ultimately led to an explosion of inspirational quotes being plastered on coffee mugs worldwide. Because nothing says resilience like overpriced caffeine.. Fact: Did you know that surviving a disaster can make you a meme overnight? Just ask Reshma; she's basically the poster child for 'Keep Calm and Carry On' now!.