MAY 2, 2013

Full News Archive

• Headline: Historic Solar-Powered Flight Expedition Launch. Impact: The Solar Impulse's successful journey inspired a generation of eco-enthusiasts who believed they could fly without polluting the planet. Fast forward, and now everyone thinks they can power their homes with a toaster and a hamster on a wheel.. Fact: Did you know that solar-powered flights were once thought to be the stuff of sci-fi? And yet, here we are, still waiting for flying cars and self-cleaning houses..
• Headline: Impact of Capital Costs on Broker Financing. Impact: This moment in banking history led to a never-ending cycle of financial firms cutting corners, which ultimately paved the way for people to start hiding their money under their mattresses. The mattress industry thanks you.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'money doesn't grow on trees' was originally coined by a banker who couldn't find a suitable hiding place for his assets?.
• Headline: Rising Cellphone Thefts: Industry Responses Lacking. Impact: As cellphone thefts surged, tech companies decided to turn a blind eye. This negligence birthed the trend of 'It’s not my problem' which has now permeated every industry, including customer service and fast food.. Fact: Did you know that if you combined the number of stolen cellphones with the number of people who lose theirs at the bottom of the couch, you’d have the entire population of a small country?.
• Headline: Some Retailers Rethink Role in Bangladesh. Impact: Disney's decision to pull out of Bangladesh sparked a wildfire of corporate guilt, leading to a rush of companies pretending to care about labor practices while still finding ways to exploit cheaper labor. Bravo, capitalism!. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more magical than Disney's themes is their ability to dodge responsibility? It’s like they have a wand that turns ethical dilemmas into profit margins!.
• Headline: U.S. Rules Bar Aid to Co-ops Hit by Sandy. Impact: By classifying co-ops as businesses, this policy not only denied aid but also ignited a revolution of sorts among small communities. Spoiler alert: it's not the revolution you were hoping for, but hey, they discovered the power of community support!. Fact: Did you know that FEMA's policies are like a poorly written sitcom? They always leave you wondering what just happened and why anyone would think that was a good idea..