MARCH 17, 2013

Full News Archive

• Headline: Cossacks' Resurgence in Modern Russia. Impact: The resurgence of Cossacks in law enforcement might just lead to a time where horses become the preferred mode of transportation again. Who needs cars when you can gallop through traffic?. Fact: Did you know that Cossacks were once known to ride into battle with a singing chorus? Talk about a musical showdown!.
• Headline: New Forgery-Resistant Driver's License in NY. Impact: The introduction of virtually unforgeable driver’s licenses means that soon, people will have to resort to impersonating their pets to get a discount at the movies. You heard it here first.. Fact: Fun fact: The last time New York had a major change in driver’s licenses, they introduced a feature that made it easier to spot impostors! Too bad they forgot to include an 'actual human' filter..
• Headline: New Apartments Fuel Jerusalem Tensions. Impact: The new apartments in Jerusalem will likely spark debates for centuries, with historians in the future arguing whether a building was a symbol of hope or conflict, while people today just argue about parking.. Fact: Did you know that the area in question has been contested for thousands of years? The only thing longer than that dispute might be the wait for a parking spot..
• Headline: Louisville Takes Trophy on Its Way Out. Impact: Louisville’s victory could inspire a long-lost tradition of celebrating sports victories with extravagant parades—because nothing says 'we’re leaving' like a float covered in glitter.. Fact: Did you know that Louisville's mascot is a cardinal? Which is ironic, because they usually just get sent to the Hall of Fame instead of the A.C.C..
• Headline: When Cold Cases Stay Cold. Impact: The reopening of cold cases could lead to a future where every unsolved mystery is brought back into the light, ultimately resulting in a bizarre trend of detective-themed reality shows set in the 60s.. Fact: Fun fact: The FBI once solved a cold case by tracing the victim's last known whereabouts to a local diner—proving once again that it’s always about the food..