FEBRUARY 11, 2013

Full News Archive

• Headline: Damascus Faces Rising Threat of Conflict. Impact: The turmoil in Damascus led to a butterfly effect that saw coffee shops in Paris suddenly becoming popular protest hubs, where hipsters discussed the plight of Syrians between sips of overpriced lattes.. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'on edge' was originally coined to describe the emotional state of parents waiting for their kids to finish a group project?.
• Headline: Samsung Challenges Apple's Market Dominance. Impact: Samsung's rise as a competitor to Apple sparked an age-old rivalry that led to a secret society of tech enthusiasts who meet in basements to argue over which brand has the superior charging cable.. Fact: Did you know that many people consider 'cool' to be a subjective term, especially when discussing gadgets that cost as much as a small car?.
• Headline: Youth Embrace Government Expansion. Impact: The young, liberal embrace of big government inadvertently led to the creation of a new reality show: 'Keeping Up with the Politicians,' where viewers vote on which legislation should be passed based solely on drama.. Fact: Did you know that embracing big government was not on the official list of things young people were supposed to do, right next to getting a job and owning a home?.
• Headline: Debating Drones, in the Open. Impact: The public debate on drones inadvertently inspired a new genre of films where drones are the protagonists, leading to a spike in aerial cinematography classes right next to your local yoga studio.. Fact: Did you know that the most popular question during these drone debates is, 'Can they deliver my pizza faster?'.
• Headline: In Connecticut Replay, Storm Comes, Power Goes. Impact: The repeated storms in Connecticut created a bizarre trend where residents began to stockpile not just food and water, but also board games and candles, preparing for the inevitable blackout parties.. Fact: Did you know that a disaster declaration is just code for 'We need to get these people some serious help, preferably before the next storm hits'?.