FEBRUARY 3, 2013

Full News Archive

• Headline: Tragedy of Prescription Abuse and A.D.H.D.. Impact: This tragic event led to an overreaction in the mental health world, resulting in a rise of anti-stimulant propaganda. In a bizarre twist, a future generation of youth would start faking symptoms for the privilege of just sitting quietly in class, making teachers weep with joy.. Fact: Did you know that the ADHD diagnosis was once so rare that it could only be found in a dusty '80s medical textbook alongside 'dinosaur flu'?.
• Headline: Chris Kyle's Tragic Return to Violence. Impact: Chris Kyle's story became a cautionary tale that resonated across military communities, leading to increased scrutiny on veterans' mental health and the importance of proper support systems—something that still seems to be a work in progress.. Fact: Did you know that the term 'friendly fire' was actually invented to make soldiers feel better about accidentally shooting each other?.
• Headline: Lawyers Fight to Keep Auction Sellers Anonymous. Impact: This legal battle opened the floodgates for a new wave of secretive sales, leading to a bizarre underground of mystery auctioneers that would rival the most exclusive of clubs—where the password is just 'rich'.. Fact: Did you know that the last time someone tried to unmask an anonymous seller, it led to a bidding war over who could best conceal their identity, with a top bid of a million dollars to remain unknown?.
• Headline: The Author Himself Was a Cat in the Hat. Impact: The Dr. Seuss hat exhibition sparked a global trend of whimsical headgear, causing a worldwide shortage of hats and forcing fashionistas to reconsider their life choices—all while the Cat in the Hat continued to reign supreme in children's hearts.. Fact: Did you know that Dr. Seuss initially wanted to be a hat maker before realizing that writing about fantastical creatures was a much safer career path?.