DECEMBER 20, 2012

Full News Archive

• Headline: Maple Syrup Heist: An $18 Million Theft. Impact: This theft led to a secret underground maple syrup trade that fueled a black market so powerful, it almost rivaled the drug trade. Imagine a world where maple syrup laced with illicit substances became the new 'liquid gold'—breakfast would never be the same.. Fact: Did you know that Canada actually has a strategic maple syrup reserve? It's like their version of Fort Knox, but stickier..
• Headline: Political Lessons from the ’90s Assault Weapons Ban. Impact: The compromises made in the '90s laid the groundwork for a future where politicians are experts in legalese and backroom deals. This has led to a generation of voters who think ‘assault weapons ban’ is just a catchy name for a new video game.. Fact: Did you know that the '90s were also the golden age of grunge? Nothing says 'serious political legislation' like a flannel shirt and a guitar solo..
• Headline: Leniency Denied, UBS Unit Admits Guilt in Rate Case. Impact: UBS's admission of guilt could have inspired a wave of honesty in the finance world. Unfortunately, it only led to more creative ways for companies to wiggle out of responsibility, making it a true 'see no evil, hear no evil' situation.. Fact: UBS is known for its banking prowess, but when it comes to honesty, their motto seems to be 'fake it 'til you make it.'.
• Headline: A Queens High Rise Where Fear, Death and Myth Collided. Impact: The tragic events at the Sand Castle apartment complex revealed the fragility of life and community. This prompted future disaster preparedness programs to include a lesson on how to ignore wild rumors while dealing with real devastation.. Fact: It’s fascinating how fear and myth can spread faster than the truth. Kind of like how rumors about celebrity relationships are born!.