DECEMBER 16, 2012

Full News Archive

• Headline: Obama and Boehner's Tense Budget Negotiations. Impact: The icy relationship between Obama and Boehner not only stalled budgets, but also led to a legendary drinking game where politicians tried to guess who would roll their eyes first in meetings. Spoiler alert: it was always Boehner.. Fact: This was just another day in the never-ending saga of political gridlock. You'd think they were trying to build a bridge, not just a budget..
• Headline: Japan Revives Old Political Order. Impact: The return of the old guard in Japan set off a series of events where every new politician had to wear a vintage suit and recite their favorite 80s pop songs to even be considered for office. Talk about a retro revolution!. Fact: In Japan, voting against the incumbents is like saying, 'I don't like the pizza toppings, but I'm still hungry for pizza.'.
• Headline: ‘These Tragedies Must End,’ Obama Says. Impact: Obama's emotional plea following the tragedy sparked a massive shift in national dialogue about gun control, ultimately leading to a surge in 'thoughts and prayers' merchandise. Who needs action when you can sell bumper stickers?. Fact: This statement marked yet another instance where heartfelt words from leaders became more popular than actual policy changes. Who would have thought?.