DECEMBER 9, 2012

Full News Archive

• Headline: Syrian Rebels and Al Qaeda's Intricate Alliance. Impact: The United States' awkward tango with rebel factions created a domino effect where future conflicts would feature endless debates over who the 'good guys' really are. Spoiler alert: it's never as clear as a superhero movie.. Fact: Did you know that this situation made 'friendly fire' take on a whole new meaning? It's like trying to pick a favorite child among a family of troublemakers!.
• Headline: Hillary Clinton's Defining 2016 Decision. Impact: Hillary's 2016 aspirations led to an entire generation of memes and debates about pantsuits, forever changing the fashion landscape of politics. Who knew your wardrobe could impact world affairs?. Fact: Fun fact: after this pivotal moment, Americans collectively began to wonder if they could run for president in yoga pants. Spoiler: the answer is no..
• Headline: Fugue for Wrung-Out Tinhorns. Impact: The dissection of 'Glengarry Glen Ross' led to a cultural obsession with subtext in theater, causing future playwrights to think their work had to be as obscure as a David Lynch film to be considered 'deep'.. Fact: It's fun to think that if they had just left the subtext alone, we might have had fewer existential crises at the theater. But hey, free therapy!.
• Headline: Well-Worn Sound, With Unrelenting Swagger. Impact: The Rolling Stones' performance reminded future rock bands that aging gracefully on stage is possible, setting unrealistic expectations for every dad trying to sing along in the car.. Fact: Did you know Mick Jagger's stamina has become a scientific study? Researchers are still trying to figure out if it’s magic, genetics, or just a lifetime supply of herbal tea..