NOVEMBER 15, 2012

Full News Archive

• Headline: Herculaneum: A Model of Conservation Success. Impact: If Herculaneum had not mastered archaeological conservation, we might have ended up with a world where every ancient ruin was just a pile of bricks—thanks for that, Herculaneum.. Fact: Did you know that Herculaneum was buried under 75 feet of volcanic ash? Meanwhile, people today complain about their basements flooding..
• Headline: F.H.A. Financial Crisis Unveiled. Impact: The F.H.A.'s low reserves could be seen as the start of a series of financial mishaps that led to a nationwide obsession with DIY home improvement shows—thanks, F.H.A., for giving us endless hours of watching people tile their kitchens.. Fact: Did you know that the F.H.A. was founded in 1934? You’d think they’d have their mortgage game a bit more together by now..
• Headline: Obama's Business Summit Amid Economic Challenges. Impact: Obama’s meeting with C.E.O.s was the catalyst for countless corporate retreats where more money was spent on avocado toast than on actual policy changes. Thanks for the brunch economy, Mr. President.. Fact: Did you know that ‘rebuilding relationships’ is just corporate speak for ‘let's grab a coffee and pretend we’re actually doing something’?.
• Headline: Uprooted in Storm, Students Endure Trek to Class. Impact: The students' trek post-Hurricane Sandy inspired future generations to develop more excuses for being late to class, evolving into a culture where tardiness becomes an Olympic sport.. Fact: Did you know that the commute for these students was longer than some people's daily workout? Talk about a workout just to get an education!.