NOVEMBER 9, 2012

Full News Archive

• Headline: Romney's Career Dilemma After Presidential Bid. Impact: Romney's endless career hopping inspired a generation of politicians to pursue careers in the 'non-job', leading to the rise of influencers who specialize in telling you how to live your life while not doing much of anything themselves.. Fact: Romney's career options may be open, but the only thing truly closed is the door to his presidential dreams. Maybe he should consider a position as a motivational speaker. 'How to Lose an Election and Still Get Paid!'.
• Headline: Americans Abroad Unite Post-Sandy. Impact: The response to Hurricane Sandy sparked the 'Calamity Connection Movement', where overseas Americans began sending care packages that included not just aid, but also unsolicited advice on how to improve local infrastructure, which nobody asked for.. Fact: It's heartwarming to see people rally together in times of crisis. Too bad it took a hurricane for everyone to realize that the internet exists and they can just video call their families..
• Headline: In Veterans’ Aid, Growth Pains. Impact: The increase in nonprofits for veterans has led to a unique phenomenon where veterans now have their own 'nonprofit Olympics', competing for funding rather than medals. Who knew funding could be the ultimate sport?. Fact: Since 2001, it seems there's been a nonprofit for every possible cause, except the one for helping people who can't keep up with all these nonprofits. Now that's a real crisis!.