SEPTEMBER 9, 2012

Full News Archive

• Headline: Surreal Life of a Mars Rover Operator. Impact: This casual lawn mowing while driving on Mars led to an intergalactic trend where homeowners began demanding Martian-inspired yards. Suddenly, everyone wanted red rocks and dust in their gardens, creating a bizarre turf war with aliens over property lines.. Fact: NASA engineers now have a side gig as lawn care consultants. Who knew Mars would be the least of their worries?.
• Headline: N.F.L. Players Advocate for Gay Marriage. Impact: The support of gay marriage by these players opened the floodgates for the entire league to embrace love and acceptance. Rumor has it, they even considered changing the league's name to the National Fabulous League.. Fact: This was the moment when 'tough guys' started realizing that wearing rainbow colors doesn't actually affect their tackle stats..
• Headline: Construction and Real Estate Hinder China’s Growth. Impact: China's slowing growth led to a global economic butterfly effect, inspiring countless memes about how construction is just a fancy term for 'we're still figuring it out.'. Fact: China's real estate market is the ultimate cliffhanger; you never know if the next building will be a breathtaking skyscraper or a giant monument to poor investment decisions..