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- Headline: Back-to-School Shopping Trends Shift. Impact: This back-to-school shopping delay could lead to a future where kids start their own 'anti-consumerism' movement, complete with tie-dye shirts and handmade backpacks. Thanks, capitalism!. Fact: The phrase 'Back to School' is just a fancy term for 'let's spend money we don't have.'.
- Headline: Nick Watney Wins Barclays Championship. Impact: Nick Watney's victory could lead to a future where everyone suddenly thinks they're a golf prodigy. Get ready for a surge in high school golf teams and overpriced golf clubs.. Fact: Fun fact: Golf is the only sport where you can yell ‘fore!’ as a warning and still be completely ignored by everyone on the course..
- Headline: A Regulator’s Key Role in Failed Mutual Fund Reform. Impact: This regulator's failure to act set off a chain reaction that led to a series of financial crises, proving once again that ignoring problems is the best way to let them fester. Thanks, Luis!. Fact: If only we could regulate the regulators; I hear they’re great at dodging responsibility!.