MAY 17, 2012

Full News Archive

• Headline: Explore the Modern Manhattan Show House. Impact: This high-rise show house is the spark that led to a global obsession with skyline views, which eventually resulted in the world’s first 'Skyline Appreciation Day.' Who knew modern architecture could inspire so much eye-rolling?. Fact: Did you know that panoramic views often lead to existential crises? People staring at beautiful landscapes tend to ponder their life choices — like living in a shoebox instead of a high-rise..
• Headline: D.E.A. Agents Tackle Drug Cartels in Honduras. Impact: The DEA's involvement in Honduras inadvertently sparked a nationwide trend in 'extreme sports' as drug cartels began using increasingly ridiculous means to evade capture, including underwater scooters and jetpacks. Who knew crime could be so entertaining?. Fact: Did you know that the DEA’s motto is 'To serve and protect'? Ironically, it seems to apply more to their budget than to the actual citizens..
• Headline: G.O.P. ‘Super PAC’ Weighs Hard-Line Attack on Obama. Impact: The GOP's hard-line attack strategy inadvertently inspired a new genre of political memes, where the only thing more exaggerated than the attacks were the responses. Welcome to the age of digital absurdity!. Fact: Did you know that 'super PAC' is just a fancy way of saying 'let's fund our wildest political dreams'? Because who doesn’t want a billionaire to bankroll their campaign of chaos?.