MAY 6, 2012

Full News Archive

• Headline: California's Rising Aerospace Hub. Impact: This little air and space port was the birthplace of the future intergalactic coffee shop chain, 'StarBucks in Space', where astronauts now enjoy lattes among the stars. Who knew caffeine could fuel a space race?. Fact: Did you know that when humans finally colonize Mars, they'll probably still complain about the lack of good Wi-Fi?.
• Headline: I’ll Have Another Wins Derby Upset. Impact: I’ll Have Another’s surprise win might have led to the rise of underdogs everywhere, inspiring a generation of athletes to believe that they too can beat the odds—right before they trip over their shoelaces.. Fact: Fun fact: The term 'long shot' was literally invented for horse racing, because betting on anything else is just plain boring..
• Headline: Hollande Wins Historic French Election. Impact: Hollande's victory not only shook up French politics, but also sparked a global trend of political hair envy, leading to countless memes about hairstyles being as important as policies.. Fact: Did you know that Sarkozy's hair was so iconic, it nearly ran for office itself? Too bad it couldn't outshine Hollande's 'je ne sais quoi'..
• Headline: Artist’s Family Says Gallery Ignored Warning of Fakes. Impact: The controversy over art forgeries triggered a worldwide art authenticity crusade, resulting in people suddenly becoming very interested in their own children's finger paintings as the next big investment.. Fact: Did you know that art forgery has been around since ancient Rome? Apparently, some people just have a talent for pretending to be talented..
• Headline: Sailor Fighting the Undertow of Repression. Impact: John Dexter's bold 'Billy Budd' revival may have inspired rebellious sailors for generations, leading to the infamous 'Pirate Musical' craze of the 2020s where sea shanties became the soundtrack of mutiny.. Fact: Did you know that the original 'Billy Budd' was actually a comedy? Just kidding—it's a tragedy, but imagine if it were a sitcom instead!.