MARCH 21, 2012

Full News Archive

• Headline: Inequality's Impact on American Democracy. Impact: When inequality undermined democracy, it set off a chain reaction of people deciding to binge-watch reality TV instead of voting. Who knew that the fate of democracy would hinge on the latest season of 'Survivor'?. Fact: Did you know that the wealthiest 1% of Americans own more wealth than the bottom 90% combined? This means they could buy a small island or just keep buying overpriced avocado toast. Priorities!.
• Headline: Banking Challenges for Small Businesses in Britain. Impact: The banking quandary in Britain led to a rise in creative storytelling among small businesses. Many owners claimed their dogs had startup ideas, leading to a surge in canine entrepreneurs. Woof!. Fact: Fun fact: 90% of business plan presentations in Britain now feature a slide titled 'My Dog's Vision for the Future.' That's how you get a loan in 2023!.
• Headline: Mayoral Candidates Court Teachers' Union Leader. Impact: The mayoral hopefuls cozying up to teachers' union leaders created a butterfly effect that resulted in an explosion of school-themed campaign stickers. Who knew education would become the new fashion statement?. Fact: Did you know that in New York, 90% of mayoral candidates now have 'Teach for America' on their resumes? Because nothing says 'I care' like a summer spent in a classroom!.
• Headline: Romney Is Victor by Wide Margin in Illinois Vote. Impact: Romney's victory in Illinois set off a series of events that caused social media to explode with memes about him being the 'Chosen One.' Who knew politics could be so entertaining?. Fact: Fun fact: After his win, the phrase 'Romney for President' was the most Googled thing in Illinois... right after 'how to make a deep-dish pizza.' Priorities, people!.