JANUARY 16, 2012

Full News Archive

• Headline: Europe's Crisis Management in Greece. Impact: This moment of financial woe led to the birth of countless memes about Greek debt crises, which in turn inspired a generation of economists to take up stand-up comedy. Who knew that a nation's struggle could birth such laughter?. Fact: Did you know that Greece's economic troubles were also the inspiration for a popular board game called 'Monopoly: European Edition'? Because who doesn't love financial ruin on game night?.
• Headline: Hollywood's Political Influence Revealed. Impact: This event caused political campaigns to adopt the dramatic flair of Hollywood, resulting in future debates feeling more like Oscar ceremonies. Who needs facts when you can have dramatic lighting and a heartfelt backstory?. Fact: Did you know that if political ads were rated like movies, most would get an R for 'Ridiculously Over-the-top'?.
• Headline: Enquirer Designs an App for Gossip. Impact: The launch of this app marked the beginning of society's insatiable quest for gossip at their fingertips, leading to the creation of countless new apps that distract us from actual news. Thanks, National Enquirer, for paving the way for 'news' about celebrity diets!. Fact: Did you know that the National Enquirer has more plot twists than a soap opera? And yet, it still claims to be a 'news' publication. What a plot twist!.
• Headline: Defense’s Knack for Timing Shows When It Counts Most. Impact: Aaron Rodgers' late-game struggles ultimately inspired countless motivational speakers to write books about perseverance, proving that sometimes, failing spectacularly can lead to a best-seller.. Fact: Did you know that Aaron Rodgers' performance was so 'ineffective' that even his shadow started looking for a new quarterback to follow?.