JANUARY 11, 2012

Full News Archive

• Headline: Romney's Victory in New Hampshire Primary. Impact: Romney's primary victory was like the first domino in a chain reaction that led to the eventual emergence of a candidate who could harness the power of social media memes. Who knew one guy could pave the way for endless cat videos in politics?. Fact: Did you know that New Hampshire's primary is often referred to as the 'first in the nation'? Unfortunately, it's also the first in the nation for people to forget who won a week later..
• Headline: GM's Shift to Luxury Amid European Crisis. Impact: G.M.'s pivot to luxury cars set off a cascade of questionable decisions in the auto industry, leading to the birth of absurdly overpriced SUVs that could double as small houses. Thanks, G.M.!. Fact: Did you know that luxury cars often come with more tech than a spaceship? Because nothing says 'I love driving' like a 12-inch touchscreen that requires a degree in computer science to operate..
• Headline: In South Carolina, Challenges Await on Ideology and Faith. Impact: Romney's potential success in South Carolina was like lighting a firecracker in a crowded room—everyone had an opinion, and it ended up blowing up in ways nobody could predict, including the rise of future candidates who would take 'political rebranding' to bizarre new heights.. Fact: Did you know South Carolina is known for its hospitality? Which is ironic, considering how hostile the political debates can get—it's like a Southern charm-off gone terribly wrong..
• Headline: Big Banks Face Inquiry Over Home Insurance. Impact: The inquiry into big banks set off a chain reaction leading to tighter regulations, which in turn led to an increase in creative ways for banks to get around those regulations. It's like a never-ending game of whack-a-mole.. Fact: Did you know that when it comes to big banks and insurance, the phrase 'trust us' is basically the financial equivalent of 'I promise I won't bite' from a rabid dog?.