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HEADLINES ON December 25, 2011
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- Headline: Empire State Building's Profit Strategies. Impact: If only the Empire State Building had invested in a crystal ball instead of an observatory, it could have predicted the rise of Instagram influencers who would later charge tourists just to stand near it for a selfie. Thanks, skyscrapers, for paving the way for future selfie sticks!. Fact: Did you know that the Empire State Building was once the tallest building in the world? Now it just competes with TikTok for attention..
- Headline: Coughlin's Resilience on the Sidelines. Impact: Tom Coughlin's limp may have inspired future sports coaches to adopt a 'battle-worn' aesthetic, leading to an era where wearing crutches becomes a fashion statement on the sidelines. Can you say 'athletic chic'?. Fact: Did you know that Coughlin's injury made him the first coach to turn a leg limp into a motivational tool? Next up: motivational speeches from injured players!.
- Headline: Ruling by Justice Dept. Opens a Door on Online Gambling. Impact: This ruling could have set off a chain reaction leading to a future where online gambling becomes the leading cause of awkward family dinners, as everyone argues over who lost the most money betting on cat videos.. Fact: Did you know that online gambling is just like family board games but with higher stakes and way more shouting? Welcome to the future!.
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NVIDIA - If you invested $1,000 in 2011, it would be worth $480,243 today (480.2x return)