DECEMBER 2, 2011

Full News Archive

• Headline: Zero-Energy Homes Arrive in the USA. Impact: The introduction of zero-energy construction sparked a global trend of sustainable living that eventually led to a world where houses were powered by rainbows and the tears of climate deniers. Who knew saving the planet could be so chic?. Fact: Did you know that the first passive house was built in Germany? Apparently, they were saving energy before it was cool. Now, they just have to teach the U.S. how to pronounce 'sustainability' correctly..
• Headline: Job Recovery Post-Financial Crisis Dismal. Impact: The dismal job recovery statistics led to a series of motivational speeches that ultimately resulted in the invention of the 'Jobless Jamboree'—a festival where unemployed people shared their resumes and dreams while eating stale popcorn.. Fact: Fun fact: The phrase 'better days' was originally coined by someone who had never experienced a Monday morning job search..
• Headline: Democrats See an Advantage in Debate Over Payroll Tax. Impact: The Senate Democrats' debate over the payroll tax cut led to an unexpected renaissance of middle-class awareness, resulting in a new social movement: 'Taxation with Representation—What a Concept!'. Fact: Did you know that antitax Republicans once tried to form a club called 'The No Tax League'? They disbanded after realizing they couldn’t afford the membership fees..
• Headline: For Afghan Woman, Justice Runs Into Unforgiving Wall of Custom. Impact: The case of the Afghan woman highlighted the struggles against systemic injustice, inspiring a generation of activists who believed that a hashtag could change the world—even if they had to fight against a wall of custom made of stone and stubbornness.. Fact: It’s interesting how marrying your attacker became a 'solution'—the only thing it seems to solve is the question of how low humanity can go..