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HEADLINES ON November 19, 2011
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- Headline: Stars Turn to Surgery for Vocal Health. Impact: If Keith Urban, Adele, and John Mayer hadn't opted for surgery, who knows? Perhaps a musical renaissance would have swept the globe, or maybe we'd just be stuck with more reality TV instead. Thanks a lot, modern medicine!. Fact: Did you know that throat surgery can actually improve a singer's range? Maybe they should consider it a new genre of music: 'Surgical Soundtracks'..
- Headline: Investor Panic Triggers European Credit Concerns. Impact: The fear of a credit squeeze led to a chain reaction of panic that caused investors to sell their socks, fearing a fashion crisis next. The world was never the same after someone wore sandals with socks in public!. Fact: Did you know that the last time investors panicked about bonds, it led to the Great Bubblegum Crisis? Traders were forced to chew their way through the economic downturn..
- Headline: Congressional Deficit Panel Faces Stalemate. Impact: The impasse on the deficit panel planted seeds of future gridlock that would sprout into a massive forest of political inaction, eventually leading to a reality where politicians can't even agree on pizza toppings.. Fact: Did you know that the word 'impasse' originated from medieval jousting? Apparently, they couldn't decide who won—just like Congress today!.
- Headline: Vilifying Rival, Wall St. Rallies for Senate Ally. Impact: Senator Brown's fundraising might just influence the future of campaign finance, leading to a world where senators are sponsored by energy drinks and fast food chains. 'Vote Brown: Now with 50% more calories!'. Fact: Did you know that in some alternate universe, Elizabeth Warren is actually a superhero fighting against the evils of Wall Street? Her power? The ability to read contracts at lightning speed..
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NVIDIA - If you invested $1,000 in 2011, it would be worth $480,243 today (480.2x return)