SEPTEMBER 25, 2011

Full News Archive

• Headline: Dancing With the Stars Dynamics Shift. Impact: The realignment of star power on 'Dancing With the Stars' paved the way for a future where even your toaster could become a celebrity if it just danced well enough. Watch out, world! The toaster industry is about to blow up.. Fact: Did you know that some of these 'dancing professionals' could probably outshine the celebrities in a talent competition? It's like having a sidekick who suddenly steals the show—looking at you, Robin..
• Headline: Amazon Challenges iPad with New Kindle. Impact: Amazon's attempts to challenge Apple's iPad led to the birth of countless e-reader devices that would eventually compete for the title of 'most convoluted way to read a book.' As if reading wasn’t complicated enough!. Fact: Did you know that the Kindle was originally just a concept on a napkin? It’s funny how a piece of paper can lead to millions of people getting distracted from reading actual books..
• Headline: A Fierce Primordial Land Holds Mankind’s Only Hope. Impact: The premise of 'Terra Nova' sparked a frenzy of interest in time travel stories that would eventually lead to a resurgence of dinosaur-themed merchandise. Who would’ve thought the fate of fashion would hinge on a T-Rex?. Fact: Did you know that time travel is still a theoretical concept? If only we could go back and tell the producers to save their money on CGI dinosaurs and invest in better plotlines..