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HEADLINES ON September 4, 2011
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- Headline: Serena's Comeback at the Open. Impact: If Serena had just decided to stay home and binge-watch reality TV instead of playing, we might have avoided a future where everyone thinks they can just pick up a racket and challenge sports legends. Thanks, Serena!. Fact: Did you know that Serena Williams has won more Grand Slam titles than most countries have won Olympic medals? Talk about a winning streak!.
- Headline: U.S. Appeals for Palestinian Statehood Delay. Impact: The U.S. appealing to Palestinians might have led to a future where diplomats use more emojis in negotiations. 'Let's keep peace... 😇' could have been the new standard.. Fact: Did you know that diplomatic appeals are just like trying to convince your friend not to text their ex? Spoiler alert: it rarely works..
- Headline: Bloomberg Addresses Deputy Mayor's Departure. Impact: Bloomberg's defense of his aide's arrest could have set a trend where politicians refuse to comment on anything, leading to a world where the only statements made are from their social media managers. #NoCommentNoProblem.. Fact: Did you know that in politics, saying 'no comment' is like saying 'I have something to hide' but with a suit and tie?.
- Headline: China Aims to Rein In Car Sales. Impact: China's shift towards fuel-efficient cars may have inadvertently spawned a whole new generation of eco-conscious hipsters who think that owning an electric car makes them better than you. Thanks, China!. Fact: Did you know that the first electric car was invented in the 1830s? Apparently, it took us a couple of centuries to get our act together!.
- Headline: Postal Service Is Nearing Default as Losses Mount. Impact: The Postal Service nearing default could have led to a timeline where carrier pigeons made a comeback. Imagine sending your love letters with a bird named 'Pigeon Pete' instead of waiting for snail mail!. Fact: Did you know that the U.S. Postal Service is older than many countries? That's right, they were delivering mail before your nation even existed!.
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