APRIL 10, 2011

Full News Archive

• Headline: Comedy Central Celebrates Two Decades. Impact: Comedy Central's 20-year success inspires a new genre of 'serious comedy' where stand-up routines involve lengthy monologues about tax codes, inadvertently leading to a national comedy crisis where laughter becomes illegal. Fact: Did you know that Comedy Central's secret to longevity is actually a time machine that allows them to steal jokes from the future? That's why their punchlines always hit differently!.
• Headline: Schwartzel Charges to Victory at Masters. Impact: Schwartzel's Masters victory sparks a revolution in golf where players start using jetpacks to improve their swings, leading to golf courses being rebranded as extreme sports parks. Who knew golf could become a thrill ride?. Fact: Did you know that Gary Player once played a round of golf on the moon? Just kidding, but at this rate, the way golf is evolving, it might not be too long before it becomes a reality!.
• Headline: New Job, but Still Chasing Bad Guys. Impact: NBC's reintroduction of 'Law & Order: Los Angeles' leads to a bizarre series of spin-offs, including 'Law & Order: DMV' where every episode revolves around the thrilling world of license renewals and parking violations. Fact: Did you know that 'Law & Order' has been on air so long that even the characters have started getting retirement plans? No justice, no peace, just a 401(k)!.