DECEMBER 25, 2010

Full News Archive

• Headline: Bavaria's Growth Amidst Economic Discontent. Impact: The economic malaise felt in Germany led to a series of protests that inspired a band of musicians to create an anthem about 'worker rights,' which ultimately led to the rise of a pop band that became wildly popular in the 80s. Who knew feeling miserable could lead to catchy tunes?. Fact: Did you know that the term 'German efficiency' is often followed by a collective sigh from the workforce? Talk about a buzzkill!.
• Headline: Concerns Over Bair Hugger Device Safety. Impact: Scott Augustine's cautionary advice about the Bair Hugger device led to a series of hospital debates, which in turn led to a black market for 'warm blankets' that were supposedly 'safer.' After all, who doesn't want a little warmth with their surgery?. Fact: Did you know that the Bair Hugger was originally designed for a cozy family movie night? Just kidding, but wouldn't that be a plot twist?.
• Headline: Redistricting Battles Ahead in Congress. Impact: The redistricting battle sparked a nationwide trend of 'creative map-making,' leading to an influx of cartoonists entering politics. Soon, every congressional district was represented by its own cartoon character, fighting for the attention of a distracted populace.. Fact: Did you know that in the world of politics, redistricting is like playing Monopoly? Except everyone loses, and nobody gets to pass GO!.
• Headline: Hospitals Send Bill if Mental Patients Win Suits. Impact: The hospitals sending bills after patients win lawsuits created a bizarre new trend where mental patients became the most sought-after legal experts, leading to law schools offering 'Mental Health Litigation' courses. Who knew madness could be so lucrative?. Fact: Did you know that in the world of hospital billing, the phrase 'can we bill you for that?' is the most terrifying question? Spoiler alert: Yes, they can!.