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HEADLINES ON December 8, 2010
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- Headline: The Intersection of Theatre and Journalism. Impact: The Civilians' theatrical approach to journalism caused a ripple effect, leading to future journalists adopting Shakespearean soliloquies to express outrage over political scandals. Imagine a news anchor dramatically reciting, 'To report or not to report, that is the question.'. Fact: Did you know that the term 'fake news' originated from Shakespeare's play *Much Ado About Nothing*? Just kidding, but wouldn't that be fitting?.
- Headline: CNN's Parker Spitzer Talk Show Dynamics. Impact: The struggles of 'Parker Spitzer' led to the rise of countless 'meh' talk shows, ultimately resulting in a world where viewers are so desperate for entertainment they start watching paint dry—literally. Ratings skyrocket in the home improvement category!. Fact: Did you know that CNN executives have a secret game called 'Guess Which Show Will Be Canceled Next?' Spoiler alert: It's always a tie!.
- Headline: In Tax Plan, a Boost for Jobs. Impact: Obama's tax plan generated a temporary boost in job creation, but it also led to a bizarre trend of people starting 'Jobs for Dogs' businesses, where canines became the new workforce. Unemployment skyrocketed among humans who couldn't compete with a golden retriever's charm.. Fact: Did you know that Congressional Democrats once tried to pass a tax plan where everyone got a free puppy? Just imagine the uproar!.
- Headline: New York Teachers Still in Idle Limbo. Impact: The limbo state of New York teachers inevitably inspired a viral dance craze known as 'The Educator Shuffle,' where teachers would dance in frustration during staff meetings. This dance eventually became a viral sensation, leading to a reality show called 'Dancing with the Teachers.'. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'idle limbo' was originally coined by a teacher who couldn't decide whether to grade papers or binge-watch their favorite show? Spoiler: they chose the latter..
Wall Street Time Machine
TSLA
Tesla
Tesla - If you invested $1,000 in 2010, it would be worth $303,497 today (303.5x return)
NVDA
NVIDIA
NVIDIA - If you invested $1,000 in 2010, it would be worth $410,895 today (410.9x return)