NOVEMBER 14, 2010

Full News Archive

• Headline: Auburn's Dominant Win Over Georgia. Impact: In an alternate universe, this game was so thrilling that it inspired a cult dedicated to the art of quarterbacking, resulting in the world's first professional quarterback-themed reality TV show, 'QB's Got Talent.'. Fact: Cam Newton went on to become a fashion icon, proving that throwing touchdowns and wearing stylish hats can coexist..
• Headline: Glacier Melting: Impacts on Sea Levels. Impact: As scientists scrambled to gather data, a secret society of climate activists formed, leading to the invention of the 'Ocean-Defender' suit, designed for swimming with polar bears. Spoiler: it didn't go well.. Fact: Every time a glacier melts, somewhere in the world, an ice cream cone falls to the ground—just think of the lost desserts!.
• Headline: Broadway Premiere of Love and Dirty Ducats. Impact: This play was so captivating that it caused a global resurgence in romantic comedies, leading to a decade of films about quirky couples who meet in the most ridiculous of settings (including a laundromat).. Fact: Broadway's original audience was so enamored that they tried to start a 'Ducats and Love' festival, but it quickly devolved into a ducat-themed food truck invasion..
• Headline: Bruising Win by Pacquiao Pits Speed Over Size. Impact: Pacquiao's victory sparked a global debate over whether speed or size truly matters, leading to a new sport: competitive snail racing, which took the world by storm, albeit slowly.. Fact: After this fight, Pacquiao considered a career in politics, but ultimately decided that dodging punches was more fun than dodging questions..