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HEADLINES ON October 27, 2010
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- Headline: New Controversial Health Spending Rules. Impact: The decision to tax acne cream but not breast pumps led to a bizarre black market of DIY breast pump contraptions made from household items like rubber bands and old water bottles. This inadvertently birthed a new reality TV show: 'Survivor: Breast Pump Edition.'. Fact: Turns out, the government thinks zits are more of a priority than feeding babies. Who knew skin care was the new healthcare?.
- Headline: Adviser Linked to Low-Documentation Lending. Impact: This tangled web of lending advice created a ripple effect, leading to a bizarre trend where financial advisers began moonlighting as life coaches, culminating in a nationwide obsession with budgeting yoga retreats.. Fact: Elizabeth Warren's adviser is a living reminder that sometimes the fox is in charge of the henhouse — in this case, the henhouse is your credit score..
- Headline: The Women of the Trojan War. Impact: The story of 'Penelope' inspired a centuries-old debate on whether waiting for your spouse to return is romantic or just a poor life choice—leading to an unexpected increase in self-help books about dating while your partner is away.. Fact: Odysseus might have been off fighting wars, but Penelope was probably just trying to figure out how to run a household without Wi-Fi..
- Headline: Democrats Retain Edge in Campaign Spending. Impact: The Democrats' spending edge sparked an arms race in campaign financing, resulting in the bizarre phenomenon of candidates hosting bake sales and yard sales just to keep up. Bake-off debates became a thing.. Fact: Nothing says 'I care about the issues' quite like a politician trying to outspend their opponent with overpriced cookies. Welcome to democracy!.
- Headline: Lobbyists Court Potential Stars of House Panels. Impact: The lobbying frenzy created a future where committee chairmanships became so coveted that they started being auctioned off on eBay, leading to celebrities hosting charity events for 'House Panel Rights.'. Fact: Lobbyists: the real behind-the-scenes players of democracy, making sure that the needs of the people are always secondary to the needs of the donors. How noble!.
Wall Street Time Machine
TSLA
Tesla
Tesla - If you invested $1,000 in 2010, it would be worth $303,497 today (303.5x return)
NVDA
NVIDIA
NVIDIA - If you invested $1,000 in 2010, it would be worth $410,895 today (410.9x return)