OCTOBER 9, 2010

Full News Archive

• Headline: Ethical Concerns at Hewlett-Packard. Impact: The ethical oversight at H.P. opened the floodgates for tech companies to invent entirely new standards of ethics, leading to a future where CEOs are judged by how well they can dodge scandals rather than prevent them. Thanks to this, we now have a reality TV star as president. You're welcome!. Fact: Did you know that H.P.'s board could have just used a magic 8-ball to make decisions? It might have been just as effective..
• Headline: Denard Robinson's Game-Changing Running Style. Impact: Denard Robinson's running style not only made defenders weep but also inspired a generation of quarterbacks to adopt even riskier moves, leading to the creation of the sport's finest injury report. Thank you, Denard, for keeping the medical staff employed!. Fact: Fun fact: Robinson's elusive running skills were so impressive that they were rumored to have inspired a new dance craze called 'The Denard Shuffle.'.
• Headline: Importance of Title Insurance Post-Foreclosure. Impact: The increased scrutiny on title insurance post-foreclosure not only made it a household name but also turned many into reluctant experts on obscure real estate laws. This paved the way for the rise of reality TV shows centered on home-buying dramas. Who knew paperwork could be so riveting?. Fact: Did you know that title insurance is the only insurance you buy that doesn’t cover you from your own bad decisions? It’s like a safety net with a hole in it!.
• Headline: Past Equestrian Scandals Lead to Clearer Drug Rules. Impact: The new drug rules resulting from equestrian scandals have not only ensured fair play in horse competitions but also inspired a series of comedic films about horses that take steroids. Who knew 'Rocky' could be a horse story?. Fact: Did you know horses can be as picky as divas? They say a well-kept stable is like a five-star hotel—with room service for oats!.
• Headline: Campaign Gaffes Highlight 2 Jerry Browns. Impact: Jerry Brown's campaign gaffes created a political legacy that led to an endless loop of 'Two Jerrys' jokes, ensuring that every future politician would have to navigate the treacherous waters of public perception. Thanks for the laughs, Jerry!. Fact: Did you know that 'Two Jerrys' could have been the title of a sitcom about politicians? It's a shame Hollywood missed that one!.