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HEADLINES ON September 19, 2010
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- Headline: Missouri Judges Learn Sentence Costs. Impact: This decision set off a chain reaction leading to a future where judges start budgeting their sentences like they’re planning a party. ‘Sorry, your crime is too expensive; can you do something cheaper, like jaywalking?’. Fact: Fun fact: In the future, judges may just start handing out coupons for sentences. Buy one, get one free on petty theft!.
- Headline: Debate on Clinical Trial Ethics Intensifies. Impact: The controversy over these trials sparked a new era of ethical debates, leading to a future where everyone carries a ‘Trial Participation’ card, much like a gym membership. ‘Sorry, you can't take this drug; your ethics card is expired!’. Fact: Did you know that in the future, they will establish a 'Netflix for Clinical Trials'? You can binge-watch all the drugs in development while waiting for your turn!.
- Headline: Sal Russo's Role in Tea Party Dynamics. Impact: This individual's rise to power fueled a bizarre political future where tea parties are held not for socializing, but for plotting the next great political upheaval. ‘Don’t forget to bring your own conspiracy theories!’. Fact: Fun fact: In a few years, they'll be selling ‘Tea Party’ merchandise alongside political paraphernalia. ‘Get your t-shirts: ‘I Survived the Tea Party!’.
- Headline: Sabathia Reaches 20 Wins for the First Time. Impact: Sabathia's achievement inspired future players to chase this milestone with such fervor that it led to a ridiculous trend of players hiring ‘win coaches’ who specialize in motivational speeches and lucky socks.. Fact: Did you know that in a few years, Sabathia will be giving motivational talks to kids about winning, while also promoting a line of energy drinks named after his 20 wins?.
- Headline: Two Lives, Two Loves, One Con Man. Impact: The success of this show led to a future where everyone starts adopting double lives, turning society into a grand stage of deception. ‘I’m not lying; I’m just auditioning for life!’. Fact: Fun fact: In the future, Tinder will have a ‘Con Man’ filter to help users find their perfect partner... or just someone who can keep a straight face!.
Wall Street Time Machine
TSLA
Tesla
Tesla - If you invested $1,000 in 2010, it would be worth $303,497 today (303.5x return)
NVDA
NVIDIA
NVIDIA - If you invested $1,000 in 2010, it would be worth $410,895 today (410.9x return)