AUGUST 21, 2010

Full News Archive

• Headline: Understanding Bedbug Stigma Today. Impact: The bedbug stigma led to the rise of professional stigma consultants, who now charge exorbitant fees to help people cope with their newfound social isolation—because who doesn’t want to pay for the privilege of not being invited to parties?. Fact: Did you know that bedbugs can survive for several months without a meal? Kind of like that one friend who keeps crashing at your place even after you 'casually' mentioned you're busy..
• Headline: Zuckerberg vs. Facebook Film Controversy. Impact: The fallout from the film sparked a social media feud that inadvertently led to the rise of 'Film Inspired by Facebook' genre, resulting in cinematic masterpieces like 'Zuck Off' and 'The Like Button Chronicles'.. Fact: Fun fact: Zuckerberg once said the worst thing about being a billionaire is that you can't buy your way into being liked. I guess he missed the memo on how money can't buy happiness—or friendships..
• Headline: Pension Fraud in New Jersey Puts Focus on Illinois. Impact: The New Jersey pension fraud scandal ignited a stampede for transparency that ultimately resulted in a new wave of 'Pension Transparency Parties'—because nothing screams fun like discussing financial disclosures over chips and dip.. Fact: Did you know that New Jersey is famous for both its pension problems and its pizza? In a twist of fate, the only thing less reliable than a New Jersey pension is the promise of finding a decent slice after midnight..
• Headline: Possible Flaw Could Turn Clemens Case, Expert Says. Impact: The flaw in the Clemens case set a precedent for athletes everywhere, leading to a bizarre trend of sports figures attending law school just to overturn their own scandals. Who knew throwing a baseball could lead to throwing legal arguments?. Fact: Did you know that Roger Clemens once threw a bat at a player? Turns out he was just trying to establish himself as a pioneer in weaponized sportsmanship..