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HEADLINES ON July 9, 2010
Full News Archive
- Headline: Sun Valley Conference: Media Moguls Unite. Impact: The Sun Valley Conference became a secret meeting ground where media moguls plotted the rise of social media influencers, leading to today's TikTok dances being considered a legitimate career choice. Thanks, Warren Buffett!. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more inflated than media executives' egos is the price of a latte in Sun Valley?.
- Headline: Landmark Ruling for Same-Sex Marriage Rights. Impact: The judge's ruling on gay unions not only reshaped federal benefits but also inadvertently set off a series of rainbow-themed celebrations that have contributed to the world's glitter supply crisis.. Fact: Fun fact: This ruling was so impactful that even the staunchest opponents had to take a step back and reconsider their life choices… or at least their party invitations..
- Headline: Biggest Defaulters on Mortgages Are the Rich. Impact: The trend of wealthy individuals defaulting on mortgages led to banks developing a new luxury service: 'Mortgage Forgiveness Retreats' where the rich can meditate on their financial guilt. Namaste.. Fact: Did you know that this was the first time the phrase 'let them eat cake' was updated to 'let them eat interest rates'?.
- Headline: Smugglers in Iraq Blunt Sanctions Against Iran. Impact: The smuggling operations in Iraq inadvertently funded a new generation of 'oil barons,' who are now the leading experts in creative bookkeeping and questionable fashion choices.. Fact: Fun fact: The only thing more slippery than the oil smuggled from Kurdistan is the implementation of U.S. sanctions—surprise!.
Wall Street Time Machine
TSLA
Tesla
Tesla - If you invested $1,000 in 2010, it would be worth $303,497 today (303.5x return)
NVDA
NVIDIA
NVIDIA - If you invested $1,000 in 2010, it would be worth $410,895 today (410.9x return)