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HEADLINES ON April 24, 2010
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- Headline: Eightyfiveinafifty's Derby Aspirations. Impact: If only Eightfiveinafifty had kept his head straight, he might have inspired a generation of horses to take up meditation, leading to a world where equine therapy is the new yoga craze. Horse yoga, anyone?. Fact: Did you know that horses can actually sleep standing up? Maybe this guy just needs a nap before the big race!.
- Headline: Musical Wonders in the Desert. Impact: The opening of the Musical Instrument Museum set off a chain reaction that eventually led to every hipster on the planet believing they can play the ukulele. Who knew a desert could birth so many wannabe musicians?. Fact: Fun fact: The museum has instruments from over 200 countries! That's more than the total number of times you've tried to learn the guitar. Oops!.
- Headline: The Controversial Legacy of Alex Rodriguez. Impact: A-Rod's antics not only fueled his own infamy but also set a precedent for future athletes to become reality TV stars, leading us to a timeline where sports and soap operas are indistinguishable. Thanks, A-Rod!. Fact: Did you know that A-Rod once dated Madonna? Talk about a home run in the dating league!.
- Headline: C.D.O. Days, S&M Nights at Derivatives Conference. Impact: This derivatives conference could have been the catalyst for a dystopian future where financial jargon becomes a new language, with people wielding terms like 'quantitative easing' as if they are spells in a wizarding world.. Fact: Fun fact: The derivatives market is so complex that it makes assembling IKEA furniture look like child's play. Good luck with that!.
- Headline: As Tower Rises, So Do Efforts to Buy In. Impact: The rise of 1 World Trade Center may have inadvertently kickstarted the obsession with skyscrapers, leading to a future where people compete to build the tallest structures just to get a better view of their neighbor's cat.. Fact: Did you know that 1 World Trade Center is the tallest building in the Western Hemisphere? That's right, it towers over all your dreams of being taller than your friends!.
Wall Street Time Machine
TSLA
Tesla
Tesla - If you invested $1,000 in 2010, it would be worth $303,497 today (303.5x return)
NVDA
NVIDIA
NVIDIA - If you invested $1,000 in 2010, it would be worth $410,895 today (410.9x return)