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HEADLINES ON March 16, 2010
Full News Archive
- Headline: U.S. Debt Threatens Triple-A Rating. Impact: If the U.S. debt rating plummeted, it's possible we would have ended up in a dystopian future where everyone trades vintage baseball cards for groceries. Thanks, Moody's!. Fact: Did you know that the phrase 'the sky is falling' was actually coined by a Moody's analyst after a particularly rough Monday meeting?.
- Headline: Reining In Special Ops in Afghanistan. Impact: Restricting special operations could lead to a butterfly effect where an entire generation misses out on epic action movie moments. 'The Expendables' franchise would have been a flop!. Fact: Did you know that General McChrystal once tried to change his name to 'General McChill' to promote a more relaxed approach to military operations?.
- Headline: Challenges in Medicaid Provider Access. Impact: As Medicaid payments shrink, it’s only a matter of time before doctors start accepting payment in the form of home-baked goods. Look out, Grandma's cookies might become the new currency!. Fact: Did you know that in some states, doctors have started offering 'pay what you can' nights, similar to those trendy restaurants? Spoiler: nobody pays..
- Headline: Triumph for Drug to Straighten Clenched Fingers. Impact: This breakthrough might just inspire a future where everyone walks around with perfectly straight fingers, leading to a world where typing errors become a thing of the past. Thanks, tiny drug maker!. Fact: Did you know that the drug's original purpose was to help people hold remote controls? Turns out, straight fingers are more important!.
- Headline: Michael Jackson Estate Signs Deal With Sony. Impact: The deal with Sony might just lead to a future where holographic Michael Jackson concerts are the norm, and we all forget that he was once just a guy who moonwalked.. Fact: Did you know that Michael Jackson’s estate also considered licensing out his image for a line of 'Thriller' themed breakfast cereals? They were worried about the competition with 'Frosted Flakes.'.
Wall Street Time Machine
TSLA
Tesla
Tesla - If you invested $1,000 in 2010, it would be worth $303,497 today (303.5x return)
NVDA
NVIDIA
NVIDIA - If you invested $1,000 in 2010, it would be worth $410,895 today (410.9x return)