JANUARY 28, 2010

Full News Archive

• Headline: S.E.C. Embraces Climate Risk Disclosure. Impact: This SEC ruling was like tossing a stone into a pond—the ripples led to the creation of eco-friendly investment portfolios, a sudden surge in 'green' startups, and of course, a dramatic rise in overpriced hybrid cars that still can't park themselves.. Fact: Did you know that before this ruling, investors were just as oblivious to climate risks as they are to the fact that their favorite coffee shop is probably run by a robot?.
• Headline: Obama Urges Unity Amid Political Struggles. Impact: Obama's call for spine-stiffening ignited a resurgence of self-help books in Congress. Who knew motivational speaking could lead to a legislative fitness program? Now, lawmakers are lifting weights instead of lifting bills.. Fact: Funny how 'running for the hills' became the go-to phrase for politicians. You’d think they were all marathon runners instead of lawmakers..
• Headline: Balancing Data Demand and Network Capacity. Impact: As devices became data-hungry monsters, tech companies started a secret competition to see who could create the most bandwidth-guzzling app. Spoiler alert: the winner is always the one that keeps crashing your phone.. Fact: Did you know that patience was once a virtue? Now, it’s just a requirement for waiting on tech support to fix your 'advanced' device that needs a degree in rocket science to operate..
• Headline: Carmakers Pounce on Toyota Owners. Impact: Toyota's pedal flaw turned into a marketing goldmine for competitors. Who knew that the worst disaster in automotive history could lead to such generous discounts? Clearly, some companies thrive on the misfortunes of others.. Fact: Did you know that in the automotive world, 'pedal to the metal' now means 'please stop before you crash' thanks to Toyota's little hiccup?.
• Headline: Make Tracks Like an Olympian. Impact: Andrew Newell's advocacy for cross-country skiing ignited a niche trend that would lead to unintended consequences: hipsters in beanies trying to make it the new favorite winter sport. Who knew fitness could be so... fashionable?. Fact: Did you know that downhill skiing was just the tip of the iceberg? It’s like saying the Titanic was just a 'minor' boating incident!.