JANUARY 6, 2010

Full News Archive

• Headline: Seattle's Unique Teriyaki Culture. Impact: Little did Seattle know that their teriyaki obsession would lead to a global craze for fusion cuisine, resulting in sushi burritos and the inevitable avocado toast crisis of 2020.. Fact: Teriyaki in Seattle is like deep-dish pizza in Chicago: a culinary identity crisis with no real understanding of its origins..
• Headline: Understanding the Global Financial Crisis. Impact: This financial crisis chat led to the rise of 'financial influencers' on social media who now believe they are the next Warren Buffet. Spoiler alert: they’re not.. Fact: John Lanchester’s witty take on the financial crisis is likely more palatable than most actual financial reports, which read like a tax form paired with an existential crisis..
• Headline: Exploring the Legacy of Sherlock Holmes. Impact: Sherlock Holmes' endless reinventions have inspired a generation of detectives, leading to countless poorly-written fanfiction and the rise of the phrase 'based on a true story’ in Hollywood.. Fact: Holmes has been portrayed by everyone from Basil Rathbone to Robert Downey Jr., proving that the only thing more malleable than his character is the concept of a good movie adaptation..
• Headline: Rare Breeds, Frozen in Time. Impact: This fertility bank is not just saving livestock; it’s also preparing for the day when people realize that kale is overrated and they’ll need good old-fashioned meats again.. Fact: Heritage livestock are like hipsters: they’re all about authenticity and often come with a hefty price tag for being 'organic' and 'heritage.'.