DECEMBER 28, 2009

Full News Archive

• Headline: Wireless Betting Revolutionizes Las Vegas Gambling. Impact: The introduction of pocket-sized sports betting devices led to an explosion of on-the-go gambling, resulting in a generation of gamblers who are now more attached to their phones than their families. We're all just a tap away from financial ruin!. Fact: Did you know that the first recorded bet was made by ancient Mesopotamians? They didn’t have smartphones, but they surely had a gambling problem!.
• Headline: Media Paywalls and Increased Fees. Impact: As media sites added fees and fences, they inadvertently sparked a renaissance of piracy. The Internet went from being a free-for-all to a game of 'tag, you're it' with paywalls, leading to a whole new generation of hackers. Thanks, journalism!. Fact: Fun fact: The term 'paywall' was first used in 1999, proving that even back then, people were more interested in avoiding payments than reading the news!.
• Headline: Why Studios Love TV Remakes. Impact: The trend of remaking TV shows has created a time loop where nostalgia feeds on itself, leading to an endless cycle of mediocre reboots. In 50 years, we might be watching 'Friends: The Reunion: The Reboot' starring holographic versions of the original cast.. Fact: Did you know that the original 'The Fugitive' ran for four seasons? Clearly, Hollywood's motto is 'If it worked once, it will definitely work again... right?'.
• Headline: A High-Tech Movie Battle: Which 3-D Glasses Are Best?. Impact: The battle for the best 3-D glasses became a high-tech arms race, leading to future generations developing a preference for overpriced eyewear. In a twist of irony, they’ll eventually realize that real life is better viewed in 2-D.. Fact: Ever wonder why 3-D movies don't always work? It's because the glasses are often engineered with the same precision as a toddler's drawing!.