NOVEMBER 5, 2009

Full News Archive

• Headline: Exploring Lévi-Strauss in the Amazon. Impact: If only Lévi-Strauss had brought a better book, we might have avoided a whole generation of anthropologists trying to decipher the meaning of life through the lens of fruit salad recipes.. Fact: Did you know that 'Tristes Tropiques' translates to 'Sad Tropics'? It’s just like my mood when I realize I have to read yet another anthropological text..
• Headline: Mickey Mouse's Bold Character Transformation. Impact: This makeover led to a slippery slope where soon, all beloved characters were rebranded as anti-heroes. Thanks, Mickey, for paving the way for a grumpy version of Winnie-the-Pooh.. Fact: Isn't it charming that Mickey Mouse, the epitome of innocence, has now become just another grumpy millennial? Hooray for character development!.
• Headline: Understanding Home Appraisals in Current Market. Impact: This event unleashed a flood of DIY home improvement shows, leading to a generation of people thinking they could renovate their houses with nothing but YouTube tutorials and a credit card.. Fact: Fun fact: the real estate market is like a rollercoaster—thrilling, nauseating, and the only thing guaranteed is that you'll probably lose your lunch (or savings)..
• Headline: A Dream Home Undone by Divorce. Impact: The unfortunate end of Leslie's marriage has likely inspired countless rom-coms, reminding us all that even dream homes can come with a side of heartbreak and a hefty mortgage.. Fact: Divorce has been proven to be more expensive than a luxury vacation—especially if you have to split the dream home down the middle. Who knew love could be so costly?.
• Headline: Where the Boys Aren’t. Impact: The existence of all-female residences led to a secret society of women plotting world domination, starting with better snacks in the break room.. Fact: Surprisingly, these all-female residences are like unicorns now—rare, magical, and probably hiding from the male gaze behind a veil of mystery (or a locked door)..