OCTOBER 19, 2009

Full News Archive

• Headline: Taliban Funding Strategies Revealed. Impact: The Taliban's financial network remains intact, leading to a future where they become the world's leading experts in 'How to Fund a War 101', inspiring a new generation of entrepreneurs in conflict zones everywhere. Who knew warfare could be so lucrative?. Fact: Did you know that the Taliban's funding sources could rival the GDP of small countries? Talk about an unexpected economic powerhouse!.
• Headline: Energy Firms Divided on Climate Policy. Impact: The infighting among energy firms over climate policy creates a bizarre future where energy executives host reality TV shows, competing for the title of 'Best Climate Change Denier'. Who needs unity when you have drama?. Fact: Fun fact: 'Energy firms finding no unity' is basically corporate speak for 'we'd rather make a mess of the planet than agree on anything'..
• Headline: Once Convicts’ Last Hope, Now a Students’ Advocate. Impact: Tom Dunn's transition from death row advocate to middle school advocate inadvertently sparks a nationwide movement to teach kids about the justice system, leading to a generation of 12-year-olds who can out-debate most politicians.. Fact: After two decades in court, Dunn probably thought teaching middle school would be easier. Spoiler: it wasn’t..
• Headline: Goodbye Baghdad, Hello Kabul. Impact: The shift in media focus from Baghdad to Kabul sets off a chain reaction where every news outlet decides to ditch traditional journalism for a 'War Zone Travel Blog' format, complete with 'Top 10 Tips for Surviving in Conflict Areas'.. Fact: 'Goodbye Baghdad, Hello Kabul' – the ultimate travel itinerary for those who enjoy a side of danger with their news..