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HEADLINES ON September 8, 2009
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- Headline: Controversy Erupts at Actuary Group. Impact: This event led to a rise in conspiracy theories about actuaries secretly controlling the world's insurance rates. Next thing you know, we have actuaries in tinfoil hats predicting the end of the world based on life expectancy!. Fact: Actuaries are basically the math wizards of the financial world, which is a fancy way of saying they have a better grasp of numbers than most of us have of our own bank accounts..
- Headline: A Breakdown on Handling Big Failures. Impact: This headline could be the origin story of a new superhero: 'Captain Financial Crisis.' Armed with PowerPoint presentations and a frown, he battles the evil forces of mismanagement with his trusty sidekick, Risk Assessment Man!. Fact: The U.S. government's ability to handle financial failures is like a toddler trying to handle a glitter bomb: messy, chaotic, and usually leads to regret..
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Netflix - If you invested $1,000 in 2009, it would be worth $220,288 today (220.3x return)