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HEADLINES ON August 31, 2009
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- Headline: Job Reapplications at The Journal News. Impact: When employees were told to reapply for their jobs, a butterfly flapped its wings in Westchester, leading to the invention of a very niche job application app that only serves people who were laid off. Now, every time someone applies for a job, a cat video gets an extra view.. Fact: Reapplying for a job is just corporate speak for 'We want to see how desperate you are.'.
- Headline: Insights on Market Rally Decline. Impact: As insiders fled the market, it set off a chain reaction that ultimately led to the rise of cryptocurrency, which was created by people who thought it would be fun to play Monopoly without real money. Spoiler: It wasn't.. Fact: Insider selling soared to 30 to 1, which is also how many times I’ve rolled a 'Go to Jail' in Monopoly..
- Headline: Fraud Concerns in Afghan Elections. Impact: The systemic fraud in the Afghan election led to a global distrust of elections, sparking conspiracy theories that influenced the 2020 U.S. elections. Who knew the butterfly effect could result in TikTok dances about voting?. Fact: Corruption is just a fancy word for 'I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine,' but in Afghanistan, it’s more like 'I’ll take your back and your front too!'.
- Headline: Tony La Russa’s Staff Ace Is Still Working Wonders With Struggling Pitchers. Impact: Dave Duncan's ability to work wonders with struggling pitchers has inspired countless motivational speeches and self-help books about overcoming adversity. Somewhere, a motivational poster featuring a cat is being printed.. Fact: Dave Duncan has been around since 1983. At this point, he might as well be the pitching coach for the dinosaurs..
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Netflix
Netflix - If you invested $1,000 in 2009, it would be worth $220,288 today (220.3x return)