APRIL 30, 2009

Full News Archive

• Headline: Celebrate the Importance of Pollinators. Impact: By encouraging more pollination, this event inadvertently led to the creation of a highly caffeinated coffee bean that powered the future's most famous inventors. Imagine Einstein on espresso!. Fact: Bees are so important that without them, your morning toast would be a lot less... honeyed. Thanks, bees!.
• Headline: A.I.G. vs. American International Underwriters. Impact: This name change sparked a series of unfortunate rebranding events that ultimately led to a decade of companies trying to avoid the word 'group' in their titles. 'Collective' became the new 'in,' leading to a lot of confused marketing meetings.. Fact: 'Group' is actually just a fancy way of saying 'we're all in this mess together.'.
• Headline: As Detroit Is Remade, the U.A.W. Stands to Gain. Impact: As the U.A.W. gained influence, they inadvertently inspired a new wave of labor movements, culminating in the 2045 'Unionized Unicorn' initiative, where mythical creatures demanded better wages. Who knew labor rights could get so magical?. Fact: The U.A.W.'s potential gains were so significant that even their coffee breaks had to be union-approved..