APRIL 15, 2009

Full News Archive

• Headline: Pills Revolutionize Cancer Treatment Coverage Issues. Impact: If only insurance had jumped on the pill bandwagon sooner, perhaps we would have seen a butterfly effect of fewer bankruptcies, healthier people, and a sudden surge in yoga classes as everyone learned to zen through cancer treatment.. Fact: Did you know that the only thing slower than insurance coverage changes might just be a snail on a leisurely stroll? Talk about a race against time!.
• Headline: U.S. Banks' Health Disclosure Initiative. Impact: This revelation about bank health was like a cataclysmic sneeze in a quiet library – startled everyone, but somehow, no one really remembers what happened next. Spoiler alert: more bailouts.. Fact: Did you know that 'transparency' in banking is just a fancy way of saying 'we have a lot of secrets to keep'? Enjoy the show!.
• Headline: At an Age for Music and Dreams, Real Life Intrudes. Impact: Tiffany's struggle with dreams and money worries might have inspired countless future artists to either follow their passions or become accountants. Talk about a fork in the road that could change the music industry forever.. Fact: Did you know that the average aspiring musician has about as much chance of making it big as a snowball in a volcano? Keep dreaming, Tiffany!.
• Headline: Prosecutions Lag as N.Y. Foreclosure Frauds Surge. Impact: The lag in prosecutions during foreclosure frauds was like watching a slow-motion car crash – everyone saw it coming but no one did anything until it was too late. This would ripple into future economic crises where fraudsters thrived.. Fact: Did you know that in the world of foreclosure fraud, the only thing scarier than the criminals are the lawyers defending them? Now that's a plot twist!.