JANUARY 13, 2009

Full News Archive

• Headline: Rallying Against Antivaccine Misconceptions. Impact: This book may have sparked a new generation of pro-vaccine advocates who, in a bizarre twist of fate, will one day lead a movement to convince people that eating vegetables is also a good idea. The world might finally be saved from kale fanatics!. Fact: Did you know that the only thing more contagious than misinformation about vaccines is actually a good meme? Just don’t tell the antivaxers that; it might ruin their day..
• Headline: Unraveling Oceanic Mysteries Through Mapping. Impact: As we discover more about the ocean, we inadvertently uncover its secrets, like how many shipwrecked pirate ships are just sitting there, waiting for someone to pick them up for a reality TV show. A treasure hunt gone wrong, anyone?. Fact: Did you know that over 80% of the ocean is unexplored? So, if you're looking for a new career, might I suggest oceanographer? Or perhaps just a mermaid enthusiast?.
• Headline: Anti-Love Drug May Be Ticket to Bliss. Impact: If this anti-love drug takes off, we could be facing a future where people are blissfully content to binge-watch shows alone on a Friday night, leading to the rise of a new subculture: the 'Solo Couch Potato Society.'. Fact: Did you know that love potions have been around since the ancient times? Apparently, they never worked, but hey, at least they made for great stories at parties!.
• Headline: Gulf Oil States Seeking a Lead in Clean Energy. Impact: If the Gulf states successfully transition to clean energy, we might see a world where oil tycoons become solar panel salespeople, leading to the most awkward midlife career changes in history. 'You know, I used to own an oil rig, but now I sell sunshine!'. Fact: Did you know that Qatar is one of the richest countries in the world? That’s right – they have enough money to buy a small planet, but they’re just trying to clean up their act instead!.