NOVEMBER 6, 2008

Full News Archive

• Headline: Obama's Economic Challenges Ahead. Impact: Obama's to-do list became the foundation for countless think pieces and memes. If only every administration had a checklist that included 'solve world hunger' alongside 'get coffee for the team'.. Fact: Did you know that the most crucial item on every president's to-do list is 'remember to breathe'? It's a tough job!.
• Headline: State Bans Impact Same-Sex Marriage Supporters. Impact: The bans on gay marriage sparked a nationwide movement that would ultimately lead to significant changes in LGBTQ+ rights. In the grand scheme, it was like a stone thrown into a pond, causing ripples that would eventually drown out the bigots in a wave of love and acceptance.. Fact: Did you know that these bans were so unpopular that even the ghosts of past politicians were probably shaking their heads in disbelief? Talk about a bad time to be on the wrong side of history..
• Headline: For Obama, No Time to Bask in Victory As He Starts to Build a Transition Team. Impact: Obama's transition team kickstarted a trend of political staffing that led to the rampant practice of 'who you know' over 'what you know'. This set a precedent for future administrations to create a network of allies that would be more like a high school clique than a governing body.. Fact: Did you know that every transition team is basically just a giant game of musical chairs? Spoiler alert: everyone ends up in the same old seats..
• Headline: In Hard Times, a Cosmetic Hard Sell. Impact: The rise of cosmetic surgery during economic downturns highlighted humanity's enduring desire to look fabulous, no matter how dire the financial situation. This eventually paved the way for the rise of social media influencers who would promote overpriced face creams while standing in front of their rented mansions.. Fact: Did you know that in times of crisis, people often flock to the nearest Botox clinic? Because nothing says 'I’m handling life’ like a frozen forehead..